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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/21/2016 at 14:56 • Filed to: None

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How is everyone?


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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 14:59

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/21/2016 at 14:59

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I think that means “good!”


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:00

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I made the mistake of eating fried chicken. I think I want to die as of right now. But I’m stuck in calculus, so I can’t.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
10/21/2016 at 15:01

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I bought an 8-piece fried chicken whatever from Albertson’s the other day. Large amounts of regret — after seven pieces.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:03

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Gassy and sassy!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:05

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Enzo says all systems green. Status of spine: spaghetti-like.

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How are you?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:06

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I had six pieces and I saw my life flashing before my eyes. Wretched pieces of fake meat drenched in oil.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:09

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Lets see, I am still way too tired from partying two nights ago (I went to bed at 18:50 last night), I read a steak article and now I wish I had a meatier lunch than the salad I brought with me, I need a higher paying job, and to finish school. Other than that, I probably could complain more ha.

How are you?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3
10/21/2016 at 15:29

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Just fine. Another one of those Fridays where I’m just watching the clock (and working, but mostly watching the clock).


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/21/2016 at 15:30

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Good, just had an energy drink because I have no self control.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:36

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I feel ya. 5 o’clock can’t get here soon enough. Not even the podcasts I usually listen to are enough to keep me focused on my work.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Xyl0c41n3
10/21/2016 at 15:36

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Love that name! As a joke I told my GF if we had a son I want to name him Enzo she looked mortified :(


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:43

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Job apps everywhere

I may have just upsold a customer

How are you space crab


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/21/2016 at 15:44

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So I take it you didn’t quit yet?


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:45

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not enthusiastic for the automotive off-season, I can tell you that. I keep catching myself staring wistfully at my driveway.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 15:48

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Waiting till I secure something new. My boss sat down with me one on one and is aware I’m unhappy and didnt want me to leave. I made no promises


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Rico
10/21/2016 at 15:48

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Awww. Enzo is a good name for a baby! Maybe for the middle name? You should get her to read The Art of Racing in the Rain. If she isn’t impressed by Enzo Ferrari bearing that name, maybe the sweet story of Enzo the dog will convince her. :)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > yamahog
10/21/2016 at 15:56

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That’s how an old manager used to describe herself when she was on her period. She farted more than any human I’ve ever known


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 16:06

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Lucky you


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Funktheduck
10/21/2016 at 16:32

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#NastyWomenFartToo :)


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 16:44

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I’ve been staring at the same file for over 2 hours. Just finished a cookie and waiting out the clock.

Car shopping this weekend?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 16:53

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Waiting at the airport to fly home to Mexico DF :]


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
10/21/2016 at 16:54

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Unlikely. Now that summer is over, there’ve been zero interesting Toyotas lately. Every day I’m like, “I should have bought X/I should have bought Y.” But hindsight is useless.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 16:58

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So you’re back on Toyotas?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
10/21/2016 at 17:03

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I was never off, sir! Just wanted to dip my toes in other ideas.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 17:04

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Well then. Carry on!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 19:00

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It’s a 3 day weekend. Imm donig fnie!

Woohoo!